Well congrats dude, I guess it works.

But... Eugh, my arm feels like my tongue does after I've had one of those freeze dried pizzas...

Well the fact you feel any sensation at all means it's probably not TOO serious. And just so you know, you're supposed to RE-hydrate those before eating them.

Right... I knew that.

AND although I appreciate you testing this out for me, risking one of your measly FOUR appendages was extremely stupid of you.

Yeah but there's also a medical facility like, directly next to me. So I figured I'd probs be good regardless.