Hyla
Hey uh... I'm trying to get initiated into the Vegabonds and Luro recommended I come see you for directions.
Fibbian
Of COURSE they did! They ALWAYS do this to me! They KNOW I hate dealing with initiates!
Hyla
Yeesh, well I'm sorry for bugging you just by existi-
Fibbian
You shouldn't trust them you know! They're a THIEF! I set up a security system for my lunch in the break room last arc and Luro somehow got to it anyway!
Fibbian
The worst part is they didn't even EAT it! They just waited around until I could see them lick it and put it back! All the while maintaining full eye contact with me!
Fibbian
I had to make do with lesser sustenance from the vending machine around the corner... It was horribly undignified!
Hyla
Riiiight... anyway, what was it you were trying to say to me when I first arrived? I didn't have a translator so I didn't really catch it.
Fibbian
I was TRYING to tell you to go scuttle back to wherever you came from! I possess unparalleled instincts when it comes to judging potential security risks, and I can tell you're up to no good!
Hyla
Why do you think I'm a threat..? Do you regularly get looters here?
Fibbian
It hasn't happened yet... but it's only a matter of time! Every moment that passes is one that brings us closer to an INVASION!
Hyla
Why would this place ever be invaded? It's not even a planet...
Fibbian
Maybe because all of us have simultaneously cut ties with both the Inverse AND Obverse? The two most powerful forces in the galaxy?
Fibbian
We could be attacked for countless reasons from either side at any time..! And I'm CERTAIN I'd be one of the first to go!
Hyla
Why? What makes you so special..?