...But since you're a friend of Yoopi's, AND I just made the biggest sale of my career to that cyborg, I think I'll just snag these Negazines from you. They're worthless, but might be a fun read.
Cool! I've read them all a hundred times anyway. I already filled out the personality quizzes, but I think one of them still has a voucher you can mail in for a free "I hate days" mug.