I guess I'll choose uhhh... Pixter, the money guy.

Really? I had you pinned down for a Hexxy type, more Obverse-y. You're totally sure you want Pixter?

Not really, only about 54.2% sure actually. I think that's slightly more than half though so I'll go ahead and take 'em.

Getting business-y advice sounds kinda lame honestly, but being lead around by a dating program would just be too creepy.

Suit yourself! Let me just load up Pixter for you and we'll be all finished. Just know that this is a modified Inverse A.I so its advice might be a little uh... conservative.

Jeesh, I've only been in the Vertex for a blip and I've already been talked into carrying some kind of Inverse robot brain in my pocket.

But I guess if this thing starts goading me to replace my arms with power tools I can just chuck it at a wall or something.

Go ahead! Just don't expect me to give you a refund afterward.